Thursday, December 23, 2010

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Artist- Thurl Ravenscroft
Song of the day- You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

To this day I can't celebrate Christmas without seeing the original cartoon version of my fav Dr. Seuss book and luckily tonight it was on TV so I'm officially allowed to move forward in my Christmas celebrations. It encompasses my fascination with cruelty and the power of love and that maybe sometimes it can be more than an optimistic hope that kindness and love can actually grow a heart three sizes. That you can believe, especially this time of year that a magic like this can not only occur in cartoons but real life too. My hope is that you feel that power today and your heart or better still you are the cause of someone else's heart growing three sizes today.



You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You�re as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You�re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You�ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch
I wouldn�t touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

You�re a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I�d take the a seasick crocodile

You�re a foul one Mr. Grinch
You�re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch

The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stonk

You�re a rotter Mr. Grinch
You�re the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch

Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You�re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch

You�re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

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